Friday, March 2, 2007

Mike Tyson Quotes

I thought I'd leave you with this to enjoy over the weekend.

My favorites:

[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."


Little Earl said...

Is your phone not working, or are you just not in the mood to blather?

yoggoth said...

I was in the mountains this weekend with no reception.

Little Earl said...

Figured something was up. But then how did you post comments at 7:30 on Friday night, and 6:30 last night? Internet access but no phone reception?

yoggoth said...
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yoggoth said...

That depends on your definition of weekend.