When
the cultural powers-that-be gather together at the great summit of '80s
pop, and they are faced with the task of having to name the ultimate,
most frivolous, most ridiculous, most flash-in-the-pan '80s hit of all
time, Kajagoogoo's "Too Shy" may be the song that they name.
First
of all: Kajagoogoo? Really? How could they possibly have
more than one hit? The universe would not allow it.
Sadly, once again
the UK has ruined everything by letting Kajagoogoo have a few
other smaller British hits. So how about this instead: the universe would not have allowed Kajagoogoo to
have more than one American hit?
I'd seen this song listed on every '80s nostalgic cash-in compilation album,
but I had never actually heard it until last year. Just from looking at
the band name and the song title, however, I felt like I got the idea.
When I finally heard the song, I have to say it was everything I hoped
for and more.
"Too Shy" is like the leftover bits of
Human League and Duran Duran that
you found stuck in the garbage disposal and you slapped together to
make a
spare '80s synth-pop song. In fact, Duran Duran's Nick Rhodes
produced the song, and dare I say it, but it's better than most of the
hits his own band came up with! The lead singer, Limahl, sounds like Boy
George,
only slightly more gay. There isn't a trace of genuine rock and roll
muscle to be found. And when that chorus comes around, I can't resist
swishing my hands from side to side in a slightly effeminate manner.
The
video doesn't disappoint either. There's a giant banner that reads
"Welcome Home Boys," perhaps suggesting a post-war theme, but I don't
think they had Roland synthesizers back in 1945. Call it a hunch. Nor did anyone sport
Limahl's haircut, which suggests Rod Stewart and anticipates Andrew
Ridgeley. I also like his yellow "barely a shirt."
There
are far too many silly '80s hits for us to label any one song the
ultimate champion (the next song in this series is certainly going to
make its case), so let's
just say this: in the realm of shameless '80s disposable hits, "Too
Shy" may
have been equalled, but it has never been surpassed.
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I'm impressed you got through that entire post mentioning hair only once, cause seriously, were these guys all going to the same hairstylist or what? That same hairstylist who was constantly tripping on acid I might ad.
You know, I've heard the chorus before but I don't think I've ever heard the song all the way through (nor seen the video) or associated it with Kajagoogoo, a name I'm familiar with but never knew much about.
And yeah, talk about wimpy. He doesn't even talk to the damn girl at the end, he just sits there and mopes. At least it's consistent with the title of the song, but who the hell wants to watch a video with an ending like that?
Umm...I do? Can't a video end any way it damn well pleases? I wasn't aware there were rules about this sort of thing. Did I miss Video 101 in college? Is a video supposed to end with a big explosion or a sunset in slow motion? She's too shy! What the hell were you expecting?
And yes, that is one impressive haircut. It's like he dyed it blond several weeks ago, and then shaved off the sides, and so the sides are brown, but then he's got these long tail things curling down in the back. He's like an Orthodox Rabbi surfer.
Speaking of haircuts...
We liked 'Too Shy' so much we made a 39 minute remix...http://athleticsound.bandcamp.com/album/the-trappists-hush-hush
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