Wednesday, August 19, 2009

An Onion Story for Little Earl

Newly Discovered Recordings Reveal Beatles Actually Terrible Group:

"'These songs are awful. That one sax solo alone has utterly negated the genius of Magical Mystery Tour and Rubber Soul combined. Certainly this missing link goes a long way toward explaining their solo careers.' In reaction to the discovery, Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys has shown dramatic signs of improved mental health."

Now we know why Little Earl is nervous about reissues and Beatles video games! Ignorance is bliss, eh?

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