Ever thought to yourself, “If only a Fellini movie featured a diamond-shaped blob, sentient balloons, suicidal intellectuals, that guy who sang ‘Prisencolinensinainciusol,’ a flying Jesus statue, and Nico?” Well do I have news for you. And yet, somehow, it all boils down to some girl waving on a beach? Che diavolo? Along the way, my essay on my 6th favorite movie of the ‘60s might even touch on a few things the work in question does not: Albert Camus, Hank Williams, Peter Fonda, my dead English professor … come on in, the fountain’s warm.
Riddle: What’s white, white, and white all over? My 6th favorite album of the ‘60s, in a blender. Expecting Sgt. Pepper, Part II, were you? Looks like this band had other ideas. Arguably TOO many ideas, but who am I to judge? Three songs in one? Fine? Half a song? Fine. A song that’s not even a song? Fine! Anyway, “I’m So Tired” of people complaining about which tracks belong and which tracks don’t. Give it all to me, damn it.
Open the pod bay doors, HAL – and while you’re at it, check out this essay on my 5th favorite movie of the ‘60s. Despite Kubrick whiffing on all sorts of predictions regarding life in the 21st century (where’s Blogspot?), I think I’m willing to throw the guy a bone here. After all, nothing says “good time” like stuntmen in ape suits, two 19th century composers named Strauss who failed to realize they were working for Stanley Kubrick the entire time, and a curiously tight-lipped black rectangle. Leave this one off the countdown? I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Do you A) need cooling, B) think that I am fooling? If you answered “yes” to either, then allow me to send you back to schooling with this essay on my 5th favorite album of the ‘60s. ‘Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor … where Led Zeppelin discovered a cave filled with Chicago Blues songs that American teenagers had never heard before, and fused them with ... Gollum? Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to find the queen of all my dreams, at least before the hideous theremin beast screaming “LAAWW-uhh-AAW-uhh-OHH-uhh-OHH” gets me.