Tuesday, July 24, 2007

The Daring Poverty of Our English Hotels

English hotel rooms are tiny. If you get a room with two beds, one of them will be a foldout sofa with no frame--a mushy lumpy mass of sub-Ikea grade fluff. Or perhaps that's just the Holiday Inn Express in Southampton.

Another observation--English pubs serve beer without almost any carbonation, making it much easier to drink.

5 comments:

  1. Sounds pretty daring.

    How's the exchange rate?

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  2. Sounds like you are having tons of fun out there.

    When you are at the wedding, just remember to announce: "I'm glad to be here, congratulations, and happy birthday to my friend Justin."

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  3. Ahhh, back in the states. The exchange rate is terrible, with the pound costing more than 2 dollars. As for this Justin, I don't know him, but I hope you had a wonderful time ninquelote.

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  4. You write very well.

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  5. Aww shucks delila, thanks. Even if you are just an insurance spam blog.

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