Friday, March 2, 2007

Mike Tyson Quotes

I thought I'd leave you with this to enjoy over the weekend.

My favorites:

[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

5 comments:

  1. Is your phone not working, or are you just not in the mood to blather?

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  2. I was in the mountains this weekend with no reception.

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  3. Figured something was up. But then how did you post comments at 7:30 on Friday night, and 6:30 last night? Internet access but no phone reception?

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  5. That depends on your definition of weekend.

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