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Sunday, February 18, 2018

No Jacket Required, Great Sleeper Cuts Optional AKA Phil's X-Rated Attempt To "Thaw" The Cold War

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Like all great '80s pop stars, from Michael Jackson to Madonna, it seems like the more popular Phil Collins got, the ... what's t...
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Sunday, February 4, 2018

Never Gonna Hear "Never Gonna Give You Up" The Same Way Again AKA I'll Have What That Bartender's Having

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There once was a song. Those who heard this song were hard-pressed to name any aspect of the song that was remarkable in any way whatsoeve...
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Sunday, January 21, 2018

"I Want Your Sex," But Who Wants A Good Chuckle?

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If, after the dissolution of Wham!, George Michael had intended the record-buying public to begin taking his music more seriously, I'm...
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Sunday, January 7, 2018

Because "(I Just) Blew My Load In Your Arms Tonight" Didn't Have The Same Ring To It

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The opening of this song sounds like somebody singing "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha" really rapidly and quietly. I know it'...
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Sunday, December 31, 2017

Zrbo's Favorite Songs of 2017

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Another year has come and gone - a fairly uneventful one at that. No real major controversies, no major existential crises as a nation comes...
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Sunday, December 17, 2017

The Stealth Attack Of Rick Nowels

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The history of popular music is littered with figures who have contributed, in ever-so-clandestine fashion, to the soundtrack of our lives...
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Sunday, December 3, 2017

Two Valeries Are Better Than One

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You want to know how hot Steve Winwood was in 1987? Let me tell you how hot. Steve Winwood was  so  hot, he could release a remix of a sin...
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Sunday, November 19, 2017

"Rock Steady": Your Middle-Aged Black Uncle's Favorite R&B Jam

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Whoa, these guys are  old . I didn't even realize how old they were until I watched the video. I always assumed they were, like, in th...
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Sunday, November 5, 2017

Summer of '88

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Endless volumes of prose have been expended over the Summer of 1967 (the so-called "Summer of Love"), and Bryan Adams sang eloqu...
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Sunday, October 22, 2017

While You're Begging, Why Stop At One? AKA The Mighty High Of Hippopotamus Urine Comes At A Cost

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Why not ... two more nights? Hell, why not three? I mean, give him one more night ... to do what , exactly? Fix the garbage disposal? Wha...
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